Monday, December 11, 2006
Vader's Pet
Last night I was sitting in Vader's grand sitting room watching the HoloNet. Future shows rock but that's beside the point. I sensed something watching me. It made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
All of a sudden something small wielding a tiny lightsaber leaps out at me! I went over the back the sofa with my saber ready to chop off its head!
I seen some crazy things but this tops it.
“VADER!” I shouted.
Hearing me scream, Vader rushes in and stares at me and the creature looking intently at each other.
“I see you've met my pet,” he said. “He doesn’t like Jedi.”
“I can tell!” I shouted. “He attacked me!”
Vader petted the small head. It lowered the saber but hissed at me.
“Even animals can turn Sith?” I asked, lowering my saber.
“Why not?”
“Because its NUTS!”
“His name is Lord Kittious,” Vader said.
I rolled my eyes. “Why doesn’t that surprise me?”
I snagged this picture off the security recordings:
Behold! Lord Kittious, Dark Kitten of the Sith!
Hey! That saber looks like Anakin's!
All of a sudden something small wielding a tiny lightsaber leaps out at me! I went over the back the sofa with my saber ready to chop off its head!
I seen some crazy things but this tops it.
“VADER!” I shouted.
Hearing me scream, Vader rushes in and stares at me and the creature looking intently at each other.
“I see you've met my pet,” he said. “He doesn’t like Jedi.”
“I can tell!” I shouted. “He attacked me!”
Vader petted the small head. It lowered the saber but hissed at me.
“Even animals can turn Sith?” I asked, lowering my saber.
“Why not?”
“Because its NUTS!”
“His name is Lord Kittious,” Vader said.
I rolled my eyes. “Why doesn’t that surprise me?”
I snagged this picture off the security recordings:
Behold! Lord Kittious, Dark Kitten of the Sith!
Hey! That saber looks like Anakin's!
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Give Gar-Gar a saber, He can take him.
I think it like to eat Kibbles and Siths.
You can distract Dark Jedi Cats with a Yarn gun or a KatNip spray
You can distract Dark Jedi Cats with a Yarn gun or a KatNip spray
That does look like my saber! *raises an eyebrow*
Lord Kittious, huh? Better name than Lord Fluffious or Lord Meowious.
Lord Kittious, huh? Better name than Lord Fluffious or Lord Meowious.
Stars! That is distubing!
What if you spray him with a watter bottle?
Yes, cats are certainly sithly: attack you when you least expect it
But he is adorable nonetheless.
Maybe I should get one for Obi for Christmas. He will have company when I am away.
But he is adorable nonetheless.
Maybe I should get one for Obi for Christmas. He will have company when I am away.
HISS! I can take him! Purr!
Aww . . a Dark Kitten. How cute.
What are his Dark Force Powers? Shedding all over the family chair? Scratching up the carpeting? Missing the litter box by a good two feet?
What are his Dark Force Powers? Shedding all over the family chair? Scratching up the carpeting? Missing the litter box by a good two feet?
lol.. Lisette could take on that fuzzy evil easy.. but.. oh who am I kiddin? CUUTENESSS! ^_^
Adana, don't even bother with a cat, Obi can'tstand having Lisette around.. oh wait, that's Anakin.. Obi just ends up tripping over her by accident and he gets more stressed
Adana, don't even bother with a cat, Obi can'tstand having Lisette around.. oh wait, that's Anakin.. Obi just ends up tripping over her by accident and he gets more stressed
hmmm Kitten + light-saber = cute and deadly.
Is this the definition of cuteness can kill
Oh well gotta give Vader some credit for training a cat in the ways of the Sith. I have trouble training super-humans. At least cat look cute.
Koma
Future winner of the amazing mutant race 3
Is this the definition of cuteness can kill
Oh well gotta give Vader some credit for training a cat in the ways of the Sith. I have trouble training super-humans. At least cat look cute.
Koma
Future winner of the amazing mutant race 3
*sees a cat and shrieks*
Phew, that's how I react. Go on, Lisette, Gar Gar! Please! Get rid of that thing! *hides under the table*
Phew, that's how I react. Go on, Lisette, Gar Gar! Please! Get rid of that thing! *hides under the table*
*Falls off her bed laughing* A Sith Cat? LOL! But he's too cute to be a Sith! I'd even bet if you gave him some milk and a nice slice of tuna that kitty would turn out to be a lovable little guy? And how did Vader get a saber that small?