Thursday, June 15, 2006

News Report!

We interrupt this blog to bring you a special HoloNews bulletin!

This is reporter Wan Gooberman reporting.

We have been informed that Anakin Skywalker is on his way to Tatooine to check on a lead about the missing Jedi Kriss. The Counsel is reported to be very upset by her disapearance and we are told it could be Sith related.

Rumors are flying around the city!

Who has snatched the Jedi Knight?

Why?

Is true that Obi-Wan is posing for Jedi Girl Magazine?

Does Anakin Skywalker really have a harem?

What the hell does this photo mean??????

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Stay tuned in for more imformation as we get it!
 
posted by Anonymous at 12:49 AM, |

5 Comments:

  At 1:51 AM Blogger Unknown said:
The Force is strong in this banana...
Someone better not tell Master Yoda that the banana he's holding is the last one here at the temple.
  At 2:48 AM Blogger Skywalker said:
Hum...mighty big banana he's got there. Little green monkey with a big yellow nanner!
Skywalker is just jealous cuz Yoda has a bigger banana than he does.
  At 12:54 PM Blogger Unknown said:
*falls over laughing*
Tak, your killing me!