Saturday, June 10, 2006
Missing
We interrupt this blog to bring you a special HoloNews bulletin!
This is reporter Wan Gooberman reporting from outside the Jedi Temple. We have just learned that Jedi Knight known as Dark Jedi Kriss is missing!
The female, revered for her talents as a photographer for the Jedi Order was last seen outside the Senate offices late yesterday, taking pictures of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine's thank you speech for his nomination for shortest old dude in office.
The last person to see Jedi Kriss before she disappeared was Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Wan Gooberman is lucky to have Master Obi-Wan with us for a exclusive interview.
Gooberman: Tell us, Master Obi-Wan, are there any leads or clues to who snatched Jedi Kriss?
Obi-Wan, rubbing his chin: No.
Gooberman: It has come to our attention that Jedi Kriss was very sneaky with her camera. Is it possible she was witness to something that might have put her in danger?
Obi-Wan: It is possible.
Gooberman: Is also possible that Anakin Skywalker, as joke, kidnapped Jedi Kriss?
Obi-Wan, looking annoyed: Hardly. He was with the Chancellor at the time, (Mutters) again. Besides they are friends, it would be a joke of very poor taste on his part.
Gooberman: Any enemies?
Obi-Wan: Anakin? Of course! Plenty.
Gooberman: No, Jedi Kriss.
Obi-Wan: Oh! Uh, not that I know of.
Gooberman: Is there anything you could tells that might aid in the search?
Obi-Wan: Only, that she was last seen walking to her speeder outside the Senate.
Gooberman: Was the speeder found?
Obi-Wan: Yes.
Gooberman: And?
Obi-Wan: And what?
Gooberman rolls his eyes: No clues?
Obi-Wan: No.
Gooberman: Well. Thank you, Master Obi-Wan you have been most helpful.
Now, we are going to speak to Anakin Skywalker, who just came out of the Senate offices. Runs over to Anakin, shoving his mike in Anakin's face.
Gooberman: Excuse me, Anakin. Could you please speak to us about the disappearance of Jedi Kriss?
Anakin: If I have too.
Gooberman: Do you have any ideas at to what might have happened?
Anakin: Tusken riders.
Gooberman: Did you say Tusken raiders?
Anakin: Anyone that disappears, it's usually a Tusken involved.
Gooberman, looking confused: On Coruscant?
Anakin: Why not?
Gooberman: Well, there you have it, ladies and gentleman. If you have any information please contact the Jedi Temple or the HoloNews offices!
This is reporter Wan Gooberman reporting from outside the Jedi Temple. We have just learned that Jedi Knight known as Dark Jedi Kriss is missing!
The female, revered for her talents as a photographer for the Jedi Order was last seen outside the Senate offices late yesterday, taking pictures of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine's thank you speech for his nomination for shortest old dude in office.
The last person to see Jedi Kriss before she disappeared was Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Wan Gooberman is lucky to have Master Obi-Wan with us for a exclusive interview.
Gooberman: Tell us, Master Obi-Wan, are there any leads or clues to who snatched Jedi Kriss?
Obi-Wan, rubbing his chin: No.
Gooberman: It has come to our attention that Jedi Kriss was very sneaky with her camera. Is it possible she was witness to something that might have put her in danger?
Obi-Wan: It is possible.
Gooberman: Is also possible that Anakin Skywalker, as joke, kidnapped Jedi Kriss?
Obi-Wan, looking annoyed: Hardly. He was with the Chancellor at the time, (Mutters) again. Besides they are friends, it would be a joke of very poor taste on his part.
Gooberman: Any enemies?
Obi-Wan: Anakin? Of course! Plenty.
Gooberman: No, Jedi Kriss.
Obi-Wan: Oh! Uh, not that I know of.
Gooberman: Is there anything you could tells that might aid in the search?
Obi-Wan: Only, that she was last seen walking to her speeder outside the Senate.
Gooberman: Was the speeder found?
Obi-Wan: Yes.
Gooberman: And?
Obi-Wan: And what?
Gooberman rolls his eyes: No clues?
Obi-Wan: No.
Gooberman: Well. Thank you, Master Obi-Wan you have been most helpful.
Now, we are going to speak to Anakin Skywalker, who just came out of the Senate offices. Runs over to Anakin, shoving his mike in Anakin's face.
Gooberman: Excuse me, Anakin. Could you please speak to us about the disappearance of Jedi Kriss?
Anakin: If I have too.
Gooberman: Do you have any ideas at to what might have happened?
Anakin: Tusken riders.
Gooberman: Did you say Tusken raiders?
Anakin: Anyone that disappears, it's usually a Tusken involved.
Gooberman, looking confused: On Coruscant?
Anakin: Why not?
Gooberman: Well, there you have it, ladies and gentleman. If you have any information please contact the Jedi Temple or the HoloNews offices!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kriss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha! nice try Kriss, but if you think this little trick will make me let my guard down and take a shower anywhere on Coruscant, you got another thing comming.
Tak, you on to me. Darn it!
Fluke, you might be right about that.
Wait, I'm mising... opps!
*hides*
Fluke, you might be right about that.
Wait, I'm mising... opps!
*hides*
awwww come on AOC we want to see more pictures in playgirl
Kriss we want more yes we want more of AOC
Kriss we want more yes we want more of AOC