Delusions of Grandeur

Tak AOC tagged me for this Meme....And the first thing you have to do is post the rules of it before you do anything else...So, here they are:

1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts.

2. You must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.


D J K

D: Deadly. LOL!

J: Joker :)p

K: Krazy ok, I cheated.

I tag:

Darth Vader: he won't do it. *snort*

Jaina Solo

and for the K I dont know anyone. LOLOLOOL!

When the bounty hunters started firing in front and behind me, I had to work double time to deflect the shots. Both of my sabers looked like spinning circles of light. The flashing and buzzing can be distracting if your not focused. I really don’t hear the buzz anymore.

Little Ani was making squealing noises form his hiding place. I thought he was scared but he was actually cheering me on. When I Force pushed one of the hunters off his feet and to the sand, he started clapping.

I managed to take out two of four before they started closing in on me. I was more worried about Ani than myself. But we know how my luck goes.

I heard Anakin jump out of the crate. He grabbed a fallen blaster and start shooting wildly. I shouted at him to get back in the crate, he ignored me. Typical Anakin.

Then it happened.

Ani shot me in the back. Not intentionally. Laser blasts on stun still hurt like Hoth. I froze and turned my head to glare at him.

“Whooops!” Ani cried, looking scared.

“I’m going to kill you myself,” I muttered, eyes rolling, blacking out.

The wisest advice I can give a person is this: never go down a dark, sandy alleyway if you think you’re being followed. Did I follow my own advice? Nope. I let Anakin lead me down this ally because he knew his way around better than me.

I pulled my lightsabers off my belt, igniting the blades. Ani jumped when the red one flashed to life. “WHOA! WIZARD!”

“Don’t get any ideas. You like a blue blades,” I said, lifting the blue one.

“Huh?”

“Never mind.”

I looked around. “See that crate there? Get in it. Now.”

“You got the sabers! Consider me a goner!” he jittered off, running for the box and jumping in.

Two figures appeared at the end of the ally, two more behind me. “This is really bad time to be messing with me, boys,” I told then, dropping into a fighting stance. “I’ve had a really bad last few months.”

One of them stepped forward, blaster raised. “Sorry to hear that but there is a bounty on you, girly. A nice big one.”

I glared. “By who?”

“Jaba the Hutt. He likes redheads and you fit that description. Of course, he wasn’t aware you are a Jedi,” the masked hunter eyes the red blade. “You are a Jedi, right?”

I smiled coldly. “Come find out.”

“You want the kid to get hurt in the crossfire?”

I twirled the sabers. “Trust me, he won’t. I was one of top ten in my class. Four behind Anakin Skywalker, but you don’t know him yet. “

Ani popped his head up. “Really? I’m that good?”

“Get down!” and his head disappeared again.

“Come on, babycheeks, don’t make us hurt you,” the bounty hunter said.

“I’ve spent weeks with a Sith Lord with a breathing problem, a bad attitude, and smell feet, you think you are going even get close to me?” I said, grinning. “I don’t think so.”

“You asked for it. Set’um for stun,” he said and started firing at me.

I knew we were being followed. I could feel them behind us, far enough not to be seen, but keeping up with us. Little Ani was guiding me through the market, pointing out things, and I was trying to pay attention but I was too concern by the presences I felt.

Ani waved his hand in my face. “What’s up with you?”

I gave him a pensive look. “We are being followed.” He starts looking around me, making it obvious I know and I had to stop him. “Don’t look!”

“Why not? I might know them!” he said.

“Ok, then look, but don’t look like you’re looking,” I told him.

“How do I do that?”

“Look casually.”

He frowned “What?”

I sighed. “Just look, Ani.”

He peered around me. “I don’t see- Oh, you mean those two guys with blasters getting closer?”

I didn’t say anything about blasters. “Start walking,” I turned him around and gave him a soft push forward.

“I have a bad feeling about this,” Ani muttered.

“That’s my line,” I said.

“What? How is that ‘your’ line?”

“It just is. I say that.”

He shoots me a look. “Did you write it? Do you own it? I can say it if I wanta.”

“Who’s the Jedi here?”

“Fine!”

We moved through the market quickly. The pair behind us was lost in the crowd, but they were still there. I found a nice place to pull Anakin into, a tent of some sort, empty at the moment, and peered out the flap.

“You see’um?” Ani whispered.

“Not yet. Shhh.”

“I hate it when people shhh me!”

I slapped my hand over his mouth. He mumbled and wiggled, then froze as the two men walked in front of the tent. Bounty hunters! Anakin muttered again.

“What?” I hissed.

“Thhhhyy wowoff foroo jjajaba theh ummp!” he mumbled under my hand.

I move my hand. “Say that again.”

“They work for Jaba the Hutt,” he said. “You know, the beer drinking, overall wearing Hutt I pointed out a few days ago.”

“Why would they be following me- us?”

“Jaba likes pretty girls. They go missing around here. Maybe he likes you,” Ani said.

“Wonderful. Like I need that attention. Vader is bad enough- Wait. Did you just say I was pretty?” I asked.

“No! Ewww!” he nearly shouts. “Well, you’re ok for Jedi, I guess.”

I rolled my eyes and went back to looking out the tent.