I was laying his dais, with this uncomfortable outfit on, bored out of my mind. Suddenly a big glob of Hutt drool plopped on my head. I reached up and wiped it off.
“Hey! Stop that! Get a napkin!” I told him, elbowing his guts once again.
“Sorry, grily, can’t help it. It’s a Hutt thing.” He cracked open a beer. “Want one?”
“No thanks,” I muttered sourly, crossing my arms over my chest. “Let me see little Ani.”
Jaba took a long gulp and burped. “Nope. I sent him back to Watto. I don’t need kids around here.”
I jumped up, chains rattling. “You did what? When?”
“This mornin’. He anit my slave, girly. I just kept him long enough to make sure ya stayed with me a while.”
I glared. “You know, you have to sleep sometime.”
He wiggled his tongue at me and went ppppppffff! “I anit scared of no Jedee! That thang on your neck keeps you from using that mambo jumbo hocus pocus on me!”
“You really don’t know me very well. There are other ways of getting you, Hutt.”
He laughed. Ok, Vader, where the Hoth are you?
I'm not amused by this outfit but I do look good in it.
Thanks to Xavier for this pic. He made it during Last Gladiator Standing 2 and gave it to me. Thanks, bro, you rock.