Monday, May 08, 2006
Adventures of Moving "Edit"
I'm done helping my alter ego move her stuff. Thank the stars! What a blasted mess this week has been.
R2-D2, while moving the vacuum cleaner, rolled over their cat's tail. That cat went after R2 and used him for a scratching post! It's funny; both of them sound a lot alike when they screech.
Jar Jar dropped a box of books my toes and sprained one of them. By the Force, it hurt! Have to say, I almost pulled an Anakin on him.
Speaking of Anakin. I think him and Obi-Wan were hitting the sauce before they helped us. Somehow I kept ending up target practice for boxes of clothes. Force push boxes of the clothes across the floor, you’re bound to knock a gal down.
I had shins and backside.
And the horror of a week with no HoloNet! Need I mention the madness of that? And when I get back on, what do I read?
Anakin Skywalker helps a friend move. No one was slaughtered.
Humph! Does bruises and cuts count? Cause, I got those.
My Ewok, Tee, got a hold of my lightsaber. Gosh, I'm sorry about the scorch marks on the walls. He likes to play with it. His purple glowing stick it is.
Still, through the madness, I did catch this:
Like I said, someone hit the sause.
R2-D2, while moving the vacuum cleaner, rolled over their cat's tail. That cat went after R2 and used him for a scratching post! It's funny; both of them sound a lot alike when they screech.
Jar Jar dropped a box of books my toes and sprained one of them. By the Force, it hurt! Have to say, I almost pulled an Anakin on him.
Speaking of Anakin. I think him and Obi-Wan were hitting the sauce before they helped us. Somehow I kept ending up target practice for boxes of clothes. Force push boxes of the clothes across the floor, you’re bound to knock a gal down.
I had shins and backside.
And the horror of a week with no HoloNet! Need I mention the madness of that? And when I get back on, what do I read?
Anakin Skywalker helps a friend move. No one was slaughtered.
Humph! Does bruises and cuts count? Cause, I got those.
My Ewok, Tee, got a hold of my lightsaber. Gosh, I'm sorry about the scorch marks on the walls. He likes to play with it. His purple glowing stick it is.
Still, through the madness, I did catch this:
Like I said, someone hit the sause.
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*shudders* Ewok with lightsabers, my 3rd worst nightmare. I say bomb them back to the stonge age. (it would only take a firecracker)
So Obi is a happy drunk and Ani is a pensive drunk? Is that boy ever happy?