Delusions of Grandeur

Meow! Party tommorw and I get suck wearing this! Purr! Not funny! I am not amused! But it's what my pets picked for me. Purr.



Feline Advice for the day: Don't dress your cat like a dogs!! MEOW!

I'm not the only animal around here. There is Tee, DJK's Ewok and he annoys me, two other cats and Bob the Bantha. Meow! He is just gross. Never say, what is it?Ah, yes. Purr. Never say, Pickle, around him.

And no, purr, I don't really make Anakin sneeze. He fakes it. With me and other furry animals. (Don't tell him I tell I told you! Purr.) He actually is very kind to me. He lets me sleep on his robes. (Don't tell him I told you that either!)

Obi-Wan has the best stash of snacks and the best pillows. Purr. Pays to be a Master!

DJK has the nicest hair to nest in. Purr.

I love to play around Barriss' ankles while she is healing people! Purr.

Erifa, purr! Love her Lekkus! Always something dangling off them to play with! Purr.

Phobia leaves me tuna. Ahhhhh, tuna! Purr.

Now, Mace Windu! HISS! A mean sour puss! (No pun intended. Purr!) I can see my face on his head!

Meow! Well not always my head!



Very naughty of me, don’t you think? Meow!

Feline advice of the day: Don't shine your head to much. You might see something reflecting back you don't like! Purr!

Obi-Wan and Anakin left for a mission today. Purr. I tried to go with them. I snuck in the starfighter and hid under the seat. Purr. But Anakin found me, and removed me. Meow! I made him sneeze.

Not one to take no for an answer, I charged for the starfighter again as they began to take off. Purr. I forgot about the glass of the cockpit. Hiss! I hit the glass doing 5 miles an hour.

Bonk!

Meow! I have a headache!



Feline advice of the day: Do not forget starfighters have glass and if you hit it, it hurts. Purr.

Whooohoo! Made it to 50. Flashback time! But first I would like to thank each of you for commneting and inspiring me to contiune this blog. I do this for you, to make you laugh. A great big hug to you all.

The following pictures and posts can be found Here.

This was from a Halloween party a few years ago.




Jedi Toga Party




One of Faves. Anakin during his rapper faze. (Four hours of work to make this)



This next set of pictures and posts can be found Here.

Obi-Wan and Pookie the Bear




Anakin did Ob-Wan laundry. (Bad idea)



Yoda in his pajamas.

Purr! Yes, it's me. Gar-Gar. And yes, I can talk. Purr. Not on my own, of course not. I was so frustrated not being able to say what I want say that I in search of something, anything to help me get my point across. I followed Anakin Skywalker down to- I don’t know what it's called- a room filled lot of noise and sparkles. Purr.

In here, I found a collar. Purr. Caught my eye cause it was pretty and shiny. The Jedi Temple is filled with lots of shiny, noise making things to play with. Like Obi-Wan’s bootlaces. Purr.

I stuck my head in it. Curiosity killed the cat, my left paw! I felt a tingle in my neck and I thought I wonder? I opened my mouth and said the first thing that came to mind.

"Anakin."

Anakin was standing a few meters away. He looked over his shoulder at the sound of his name, really confused cause no one was there. Purr. He looked down at me with the funniest expresstion.


I love Anakin, talented and funny, and he has the cutest girls hanging around him all the time. Purr! My hero. Let's see, there is Padme, she gets three meows of approval. Then there is Barriss, three meows of approval, too (cute feet). And then there is Kriss, three meows of approval and a purr. Erifia, fiery and blue, three meows and a purr, purr.

And many more. Purr.

Now I can talk, I'm going to have fun with it. Purr. I can't type unfortunately. Paws, not fingers. So, I asked one of my Jedi pets to install one of those voice activated thingy's that type for you. Purr. I have lot to say, when I feel like it.

Daily feline advice: Never eat before riding a speeder with Anakin! Meow!



Purr! Thank you to my Jedi pet, Kriss for putting up my picture. Purr!

This tale is about the first Halloween party Anakin attended at the Temple. On first hearing about it, Anakin was so excited I thought his head would burst. Then, as the date for the party got closer, I noticed he was not so happy.

"What’s a matter with you?" I asked one day, plopping down next to him at the table.

"I have no idea what to dress up as," he told me, pouting. "What are you going as?"

I smiled. "I thought of dressing up as cookie, but someone might try to eat me," I told him and he laughed. "So, I decided to be an Ewok."

"What is with you and short fuzzy things?" he asked, shaking his head.

"I like animals, Ani. Ewoks are cute!"

"You'll make me sneeze just looking at you!"

I rolled my eyes. "Do you know what Master Obi-Wan is going as?"

He leaned over and whispered in my ear and I spit my milk, eyes going wide, laughing. "You're kidding me right?"

"Nope. I seen the costume myself," he told me.

I thought I would die laughing. I couldn't wait to see this!

Then I had an idea for him. Anakin's face lit up.

"Now that's an idea!" he nearly shouted.



Obi-Wan looks cute, doesn't he? Heeehee!

TBC

I'm cooling my heels around here. I was supposed to go on a mission but it was canceled and to top it off Barriss has gone missing. Even Anakin has been quiet, under his starfighter, tinkering away, barely speaking. I know his problem is Dooku and that thing he built and not being able to go after him just yet.

Thankfully, Darth has been quiet. Not one single holo from him in awhile or any out of character gifts either. *deep sigh of relief* Not sure I could even handle him right about now. Although, I thought I saw him yesterday- well, his tie fighter.

Bored out my mind, I went to find Gar-Gar, the Temple cat. I half expected him to be haunting Ani or Obi-Wan but I found him in his room. Yes, he has his own room. The younglings insisted he have his own little room with his own little bed.

We spoil that cat too much. Even Master Yoda likes him, and we know how he is. All the younglings decorated Gar-Gar's room and it's adorable. That cat has more toys than Jedi's have cookies.

I walk in there and Gar-Gar is on his little couch with his head in a bag of Cheetos. He jumps out when he hears me and gets all excited. Meowing, he paws at the small table beside the couch. I wandered over to see what it was he was wanting to show me and there it was.

A new picture of his favorite Jedi and him. It's too cute, I tell you.



I think that cat likes him more than I do. *Dies laughing*

(Note from author: Sorry I haven’t been around, but I’m back now!)