Delusions of Grandeur

I got a request for more Gar-Gar the cat pictures. So, I dug through my albums and found two to share with you.

This first one gives me impression Gar-Gar doesn't like Master Windu much. Might be because the Master shoos him away with his lightsaber.



Either that or he is impersonating Anakin. Impressive.

The next is just too...



Awe, the power of cuteness!

We have a cat here at the Temple. Jar Jar Binks gave it to the Temple for the younglings a few years ago.

He named it Gar-Gar. Not surprising, huh?

That cat is insane, I tell you! It eats everything, claws the walls, and has the worst smelling litterbox on the planet!

Gar-Gar is quite attached to Obi-Wan and Anakin. He once crawled inside Artoo just so he could go on one of their missions. Everytime Artoo beeped, he also meowed.

The smell inside there later was not pleasant.

Gar-Gar loves to hide under Ani's robes and pop out when he goes before the Jedi Counsel.

How he does this without Ani knowing, I have no idea. I think I would notice the tail sticking out of my robe, you know?



Attention hog!

Taking yet another break from helping my alter ego pack and move, I was walking around the Temple and literally ran into Anakin in a hallway. I mashed my nose right in the middle of his back. He was just standing there. I apologized but he didn't hear me. He was staring at something in his hand.

He grabbed my arm as I passed, rubbing my nose. (It hurt, but I touched him! *Grins*)

"Look at this thing!" he says in that language he speaks. I won't even try to write what Ani actually said. I can't spell half of it.

"This thang don't look nothing like me!" He sticks this action figure in my face. "What ya think?"

It didn't. In fact, it looked like a old geezer from Hoth or something. Of course, I couldn't say that. Anakin's eyes were already flashing. I love the man, but darn it, I don't want to end up at the end of Force Choke.

My pet Ewok pees his loincloth when Anakin comes near. Hence, the name Tee. The other Ewok cleverly escaped. Don't blame him.

But I digress.

I lied. "Looks just like you, really. Very.. uh, realistic, Ani." I said.

He wasn't buying but at least he didn't kick me or something. I am his biggest stalker, I mean fan. What was he expecting me to say? No, it makes you look like a dork?

Besides, I have a whole collection of Anakin Skywalker action figures in my quarters. My favorite is the Anakin Skywalker Intergalactic Hotty figure. I don't think he knows about that one.

I left him there, staring at his action figure, playing with the little lightsaber switch.



At least the blade glows. Sort of.

Still helping my alter ego move, going slow but it should be done sometime next week. But I need a break so here I am.

A dear friend of mine named Michelle is a Padawan here at the Temple. She had the oddest request the other day. She wanted to see if I could catch Master Yoda with the pickles he loves so much. He guards those things like his life depends on it. If he catches you with your hand in the jar… Well, just ask Master Windu. He can tell you.

But I did catch Yoda, late last night, with the pickle jar.



Late night pickle snack attack!

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I also had a request for more Anakin getting his "funk on". This one of my favorites shots. I took this at a special concert he did a few months ago on Naboo.

Did I mention I run the Official Skywalker Stalker Fan Club? That's our club shirt Ani is wearing. Cool, isn't it?



That reminds me. Obi-Wan ordered a shirt last week…

I was bored today, so I surfed the HoloNet for a few hours. I came across this joke. {No, I didn't write it and I have no idea who did.}

What do you get when you cross a New Jersey rock star with a Jedi Master?

Jon Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi!

Now I happen to like Bon Jovi, I have since I was youngling. To this day, I still have no idea where this planet New Jersey is. It's a well-kept secret, but my friend Voodoo-Wan, a major fan of the guitar player of Bon Jovi, tells me it's a small village on Dagobah, smelly, swampy, and not a nice place to visit. I guess, I would keep hushed about it too.

This joke got me thinking. Just what would that look like, the combination of Jon Bon Jovi and Obi-Wan Kenobi?

So, I opened my PhotoHutt software and found a good picture of Obi-Wan and Jon Bon Jovi, and got to work.



Hum. Interesting and somewhat disturbing, don't you think?

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To answer some email inquires, yes, I take requests. Just leave comment or email me with what you're looking for. Gives me something to do when I'm not on a mission. Now, I can't do every request I get, but I will try. It's not easy being sneaky with my camera.

But I have one rule. I will not share photos of Anakin Skywalker in his underwear. Those are private, only for me. I mean, uh, I don't have any. I can't get any either… Yeah, that's it.

Also, please don't ask for pictures of Anakin on the beach. That won't happen. You couldn't drag that man close to sand to save his life. I know, I tried. He does have the cutest bathing trunks, though. A picture at the pool… now there is a thought.

Oh, sorry. I forgot what I was talking about.

This week might be slow for a few days. I'm helping my alter-ego move from her rented home on Naboo to her new house here in on Coruscant. Why anyone would move from country to this place I'll never understand, but she bought this place, and it's really nice. Not everything is being moved this week, but when the final move does come, it might be a day or two before the HoloNet is hooked up. I'll keep you informed.

Untill next time...



Never leave the Temple without it!

It's that time of year again, the Annual Jedi Temple Easter Egg Hunt. The younglings love this, they really do. Only, this year I think the location wasn't the best idea. The Counsel decided to have it on Mustafar.

I'm kidding, right?

Nope.

Mustafar, the hottest place in the galaxy. Someone was feeling lazy this year. Why, you ask? Well, I spotted our loveable Jedi Masters hiding huge raw eggs. What was this madness? I asked Master Windu, and he told me that Mustafar was so hot the eggs would cook themselves, less work for the cooks.

That had to be Obi-Wan's harebrained idea. Get it? Harebrained?

Uh, anyway, the plan backfired. The eggs exploded, scramble egg going everywhere! Yuck!

But instead of being upset, the younglings loved it. They went from place to place, hunting these eggs, and just standing there letting the mess cover them from head to foot as it blew.

*Snort* Younglings are so easy to amuse.

And the bunny costume! Seriously, who made that thing?

Blue eyes, evil expression...



Sometimes, Anakin really scares me.

Happy Easter, everyone!

Yoda caught me, I knew he would. For showing his picture at the Halloween party a few years ago, I recived the worse Force wedgie ever! OUCH! I'm still pulling my underwear out of places I didn't know I had! Then the pressure washer! I hate that.

I was commanded to help Anakin and Obi-Wan clean the Jedi Archives. The place was a mess. So filthy that Anakin actully uncovered a lost Padawan under a pile of trash. Poor guy, he was stuck under a stack of Holobooks that fell from a shelf for over a month. We'd thought he had turned to Dark Side and disappeared.

No one can clean like Ani and Obi and look good doing it. *Sigh*

I whipped out the camera. Of course, Yoda saw me. A feather duster might be made of feathers but the handle is not! Ouuuuuuuucccchhhh!



Yep, worth getting hit, I think.

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For those who emiled me asking how my Anakin attacked Ework is. He is fine, recovering nicely, and swears never to raid Anakin's unroos again. I, on the other hand, can't not say the same thing. :-)

You know, it really ticked me off that Obi-Wan went to Glamour Shot's of Naboo for his new photo. He knows I can do much better; make him look lots hotter. I spent two hours harping at him about it.

"You enjoy to looking like a intergalactic pimp?" I said.

That finally did it. He agreed to let me retake his photo.

Have you any idea how hard it is to get Obi-Wan to smile? Impossible! He won't do it no matter what you flash in his face!

I tried showing him this:



Nothing. Not a crack. Even Anakin likes that one.

Then I tried this:



This was from our annual Halloween party a few years sgo. Master Yoda made me swear to never show this pic anyone. Well, the penguin is out of the bag now! Yoda is standing on an block of ice b.t.w. Get it? Penguin-Ice? Never mind.

Still nothing from Obi-Wan. He must be made of stone. I gave up and took the shot.



Hum... Now that's our Obi-Wan Kenobi! Take that Glamour Shot's of Naboo!

You know what Obi-Wan did when I showed it to him?

He smiled!! AGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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A few hours ago, I went down to the basement to feed my new Ewok pets. Here I am, walking down the stairs and what I bloody see?

Someone has clearly forgot to go to his anger management classes.



I dropped the tray food all over my feet!

"What the poodoo are you doing?" I screamed.

"This is the Ewok that has been raiding my underwear drawer!" Anakin told me.

HUH?

An Ewok with an obsession with Anakin's underwear...

I might want to put back those briefs I took.

Well, I'm back and my blog is blank. Blast those Ewoks! They hacked my pc! They won't be doing that again! Both of the pesty beasts are tired up and locked the basement of the Jedi Temple. *Evil Grin*

Anyway, I arrived back at the Temple late last night from the longest mission ever. All the Masters are gone, all of them but Obi-Wan Kenobi and he decided to have a party. Ok, I'm down with that, allthough I really think it was Anakin's idea. It was the theme of the party that surprised me.

I took a picture of it.



Hum. A Temple full of Jedi in togas drinking ale. Nice sheet, Anakin. ;-)

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After last nights party, I woke up with the worse headache ever! This pounding in my brain was made even worse by the blaring of hard core rap music in the gardens. I head down there, ready to kick some Jedi butt. And what do I see?

Anakin Skywalker in the middle of the gardens, rapping! He had a crowd of Padawan groupies, you couldn't even walk! But, for me, he did pause long enough to mug for the camera.



I admit, I was droolin.

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On my way to the cabinet of asprin, I passed Obi-Wan's room. Thinking, I might catch him passed out in a sheet and get a great shot, I went in. He wasn't there, but I did see a receipt for a photoshoot at Glamour Shot's of Naboo and a picture.



I could have made him look much better!